I'm convinced my mother is putting her doctor's children through college.
- Mom: Something is wrong with my legs, look they're swollen.
- Me: It's hot, also you need to exercise.
- Mom: What do you think is wrong?
- Me: Circulation, just do some exercise, light stuff. I'll give you a yoga DVD.
- Mom: Do you think yoga will work? Where will I watch it? The DVD player isn't set up yet.
- Me: I'll put it on your computer, you can watch it in the loft.
- As soon as I walk away...she's making a doctor's appointment.