I'm convinced my mother is putting her doctor's children through college.

  • Mom: Something is wrong with my legs, look they're swollen.
  • Me: It's hot, also you need to exercise.
  • Mom: What do you think is wrong?
  • Me: Circulation, just do some exercise, light stuff. I'll give you a yoga DVD.
  • Mom: Do you think yoga will work? Where will I watch it? The DVD player isn't set up yet.
  • Me: I'll put it on your computer, you can watch it in the loft.
  • As soon as I walk away...she's making a doctor's appointment.